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Hello.

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What do you say we get married right
away?

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Oh, Jess, don't start that again. I told
you a thousand times I'll never marry

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until Angie's married.

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Angie better get on to herself.

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She's not getting any younger. That's
just it. She's four years older than I

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If I get married, first people are going
to call her an old maid. Then nobody

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will marry her.

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Yes. And in the meantime, we have to
wait and...

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Hey, watch her with Bertie.

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I'm sorry, Bertie, but I've decided that
I can't marry you.

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Oh, but why?

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Why the sudden change? I mean to say,
dash it.

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You don't come up with specifications.

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Specifications?

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What am I, a horse or a silly ass?

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Well, I wouldn't say that you were
silly.

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But, my dear, you know, you can't judge
a husband in a bathing suit.

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No, but you can get a rough idea.

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Oh.

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Looks like another flop.

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Oh, let her alone, dear. She'll find the
right man someday.

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Yeah, we won't live that long.

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Why did she turn down Jack Peter?

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Oh, she said he had no romance, no
excitement.

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She wants a man that she'll never be
sure of.

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Is that so?

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Well, what about George Waters?

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He looked like he'd never been kissed.

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Oh, rot.

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I'll tell you one thing. I'm not going
to let your sister interfere with our

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happiness. Oh, Jeff.

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I mean it. You're going to marry me next
week. Nothing's going to stop us. But

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how can I? I know what I'll do.

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I'll marry Angie myself.

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What? Yeah, and then I'll poison her and
marry you.

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Where are you going?

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Where am I going? To get the poison.

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Take that train to town, honey.

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Oh, Fred.

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You think of nothing but business.

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The wife likes to have her husband at
least one night a week.

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Hey, you. Cut that out. That's my wife.

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Sorry. Thought it was mine.

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Can you beat that?

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Honey, when I'm away nights, I hope you
won't...

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Because I'd have the extreme pleasure
of...

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wait for me, you go up and have your
lunch.

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Help! Help somebody! Get a doctor!

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Help there! Help!

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Get a doctor! Get a doctor!

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I think he's dead!

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The poor dear.

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He has such a soulful, sad face.

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so careless.

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Suppose he dies.

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That's right, that's right. Be as
cheerful as possible.

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Hello, what's this?

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Carpet tax.

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Let's see if there's any more.

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Easy,

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easy, easy.

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There's a pretty bad scalp wound, but no
apparent fracture.

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Probably some brain concussion.

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He must have perfect rest and quiet. I
advise he have a nurse. Won't I do,

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Doctor? I'll give him the best possible
care.

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The poor thing.

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Well, all right, Miss Emery, if you want
to.

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I'll go down and write out some
instructions for you.

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I wonder who he is.

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He looks like one who has loved and
suffered.

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Oh!

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Oh, this is coming, too.

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Oh, there was an accident, my poor man.

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And you're in my home.

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Don't worry.

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Everything will be all right.

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I'm going to take care of you.

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I won't be gone long. I'm just going
down to see what the doctor tells me to

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for you.

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Come on, Ginny. I may need you.

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Jeff, dear, now, there's the deal. You
stay here and take care of him, won't

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you? You watch over him carefully.

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Come on, Jenny, we'll see what the
doctor has to say.

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Hurry up.

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I'm awfully sorry, old man.

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I'm the fellow who hit you.

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But you weren't looking where you were
going.

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Oh, I was looking at her.

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I... I don't blame you.

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And, uh...

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What do you think of her now that you've
met her?

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Oh, she's beautiful.

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Hmm.

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Say, what's your name?

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Reginald Irving.

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What business are you in?

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I'm a sign tacker.

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Of what?

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Sign tacker.

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I go around putting signs on telegraph
posts and fences and things.

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Oh, I see. In the advertising business,
huh?

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Yeah.

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Are you married?

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Oh, no.

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Have you ever had anything to do with
women?

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Oh, I used to sell vacuum cleaners.

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Oh, no, no. I mean, have you ever had a
love affair with a woman? Oh, gosh, no.

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Well, you're going to have.

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Oh, I can't.

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I don't get paid until Saturday.

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That's why this won't cost you anything.

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You like Miss Embry, don't you?

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Is that the lady that was just here?

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Mm -hmm. Oh, she's marvelous.

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How would you like to know her real
well?

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I might fix it so that she could be the
mother of your children.

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Keep them continually up. I think the
scaffolding will show up very well.

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Thank you, Doctor.

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Goodbye. Goodbye, Doctor. I'll take good
care of them.

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Goodbye.

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Well, I found out who our patient is.

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Really?

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You'd never guess.

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Oh, darling, don't be so mysterious.

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Reggie Irving.

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Reggie Irving? Uh -huh, the Reggie
Irving. I don't know him.

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What, you don't know Reggie Irving, the
great outdoorsman?

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Does he run with our set?

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Oh, no, no, hardly.

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No, he's better known in London than
Paris.

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I'm surprised you never heard of the
name.

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I never heard of him either.

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Oh, listen.

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He's figured in so many divorce cases
that all the lawyers in France wept when

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he left.

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Not really.

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Surely.

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Not.

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Reggie Irving.

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The little devil.

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And he has such a soulful, innocent look
in his eyes. Innocent?

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Oh, that's just the way he works.

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Why, the very clothes he had on today
were a disguise.

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He's probably on his way to a rendezvous
at the home of one of your neighbors.

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I wonder who it can be.

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Why, he's the worst boudoir snake in
captivity.

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Pardon me.

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What are you going to do?

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What am I going to do? Phone for an
ambulance.

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Not on your life. The doctor says he
mustn't be moved.

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But he can't stay here. What will people
say?

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Oh, don't be absurd. I can manage him
perfectly.

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Well, how about Ginny? She'd probably
fall for him, too. And I couldn't stand

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that. I'll take care of Ginny. All
right. Have it your own way. But

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warned you.

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Warned me?

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You've intrigued me.

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A lady to see Mr. Herbie.

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Tell her that he can't see anyone.

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Oh, I'm sure he'll see me.

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Reggie! My poor darling Reggie.

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To think of you lying here like this.

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Heaven! What's this?

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Porridge!

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Here, take this away.

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He detests porridge.

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Really, I must say. Don't you suppose I
know what he likes for breakfast?

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Reggie.

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Reggie. Don't you know me?

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It's your little Gwennie.

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Your little Gwennie. Son, it's true.
What they told me downstairs.

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He's lost his memory.

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Oh, Reggie.

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Reggie. Really, really, really, I must
ask you to leave. You're disturbing him.

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All right. Nurse.

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Sweetheart.

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off of him. Listen, baby, how do you...
Will you please take your hands off of

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him, Reggie, darling? I didn't know that
you were sick and I didn't know it.

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Will you please take your hands off of
him? Listen, Reggie, darling. Did you

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it over?

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No, my shiver couldn't have done any
better.

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Good girl.

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Here's 50 extra.

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As long as Mr. Irving is in my house and
my charge, I can't have his temperature

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going up like this. You'll have to go.

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And as

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far as you're concerned, I'm going to
sue you for breach of promise and have

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thrown in jail.

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Come along, give him to me.

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Give him to me.

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Oh, have you killed him? No, I think
he's all right.

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All right, I'll pick up with you later.
Well, I'll see you later.

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Shh. He must have absolute rest and
quiet, Marie.

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No one must enter or disturb him in any
way.

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Yes, ma 'am.

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Darling. Say, darling, I've got some
good news for you. Really? Yes, I think

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Angie's just mad about that little
shrimp upstairs.

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Is that so?

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Yes. Well, you know... She won't let
anybody come near the room. No, I didn't

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think she would. Oh, she's going to have
a devil of a time with that little

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brute.

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fixing the curtains, sweetheart. Oh, I
see. Yes, they're badly hung.

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Well, I'm going upstairs, darling. Yes,
darling. I'll have the curtains fixed.

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All right, sweetie. When the wind blows,
they have no resistance.

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All right, darling. You've gotten
changed, and I'll fix the curtains.

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Hey, hey, hey, what did I tell you?

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Don't do that. I want him alive.

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Come on, put him over here.

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That's all right.

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Now beat him, Peter. You get your 50.

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I'll give it to you at the end of the
day. All right.

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I'm glad to see you. Yes, sir. Can I do
anything for you, sir?

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No, nothing. Thank you.

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Nice pants you have, Horace. Thank you,
sir.

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I'm glad you like it.

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Thank you, sir.

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Yes, sir.

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Hello,

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Horace. Glad to see you.

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Very glad to see you. Glad you're still
with us. I'm still fine. Don't you feel

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the same?

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Bring it here. This is the way to do it.

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Cara Zania sat on the terrace of the
Hotel de Paris, gazing out over the

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I was afraid those screams might have
wakened him.

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No, it's quite all right.

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I'm just reading him to sleep.

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An attentive waiter saw her, went to
her, and hovered over her. Is there

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anything that Madame desires?

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Yes. Oh, he's perspiring dreadfully.

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You see? Well, that's splendid, yes. The
fever has probably broken up. Being a

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waiter, he waited.

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But being... Being an intelligent
waiter, he...

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little, uh, irritation somewhere.

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Being an intelligent waiter, he didn't
wait very long.

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And also being... No.

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He didn't do it, did he?

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So, she sat off the terrace.

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Lovely gown, Leila.

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And you'll be down soon.

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Yes, I want to see Angie.

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Have you seen this issue of the, uh,
social gossip? No. Don't tell me there's

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more about her and Reggie Irving.

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Of course, we knew there'd be lots of
broken hearts when Reggie Irving's

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engagement to Angelica Embray was
announced.

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But we hardly expected that the
prospective bridegroom's various

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would necessitate a midnight supper last
Monday in a private room at a seaside

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hotel with a certain lovely blonde
divorcee of Long Island. Oh, Leela,

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awful. And a week before the wedding.

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And you already think that I have been
making eyes and side glances at that

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impossible wimp of hers.

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And this atrocious paper accuses me of
being his companion.

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And you weren't there at all, were you,
darling?

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Thank goodness I have a perfect alibi.

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Oh, Jess. Oh, that's all right, darling.

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I'll go and see Reggie and demand an
explanation. You do that, dear. Maybe it

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isn't true.

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I hope so, for Angie's sake.

259
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Excuse me.

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And how's everything?

261
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Oh, it's terrible.

262
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Terrible? What's happened?

263
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She's worth eight million dollars.

264
00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:24,180
Oh, and what's so terrible about that?

265
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Oh, I could never marry a woman for her
money.

266
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Say, what's the matter with you?

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You're managing her estate, and in
another week she'll be your wife.

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And I ought to tell her that I'm not the
kind of man she thinks I am.

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Say, you do that, and I'll...

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Bye, darling.

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Really, darling, you mustn't work so
hard.

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We're having tea on the terrace.

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You must come out.

274
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Wait a minute, Angelica.

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I want to talk to you.

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Why, of course, dear. What is it?

277
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I've got something I want to say to you.

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Alone. Oh, I know what it is, dear.

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You want to tell me how much you love
me.

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And how happy you are.

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But suppose I told you that I'm not the
man you think I am.

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And that I don't know these other women.
I've never been out with them at all.

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You naughty, naughty boy.

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As if I'd believe it.

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No, darling.

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It's not your past I'm worried about.

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It's your future and your present.

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Bye -bye, dear.

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No use.

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You won't believe me.

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Ah, sap.

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Sap. Do you want to spoil everything?

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Think of all I've done for you. Think of
what this means to me. You're not going

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to weaken until Ginny and I are married.
And then, if you're determined to go

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ahead and wreck two lives, one of them
human, go as far as you like. But until

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then, you'll stick.

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You'll stick.

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And as for that insignificant little
nickapoo that you're so crazy about, I

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wouldn't give him a thought. Indeed.

300
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Well, many very attractive women have,
my dear.

301
00:21:19,370 --> 00:21:21,030
And besides, he is not an incomplete.

302
00:21:21,430 --> 00:21:25,110
Oh, Angie, my dear. If he were ever left
alone in a dark room with a beautiful

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woman, he'd drop dead.

304
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Hello,

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Fred.

306
00:21:38,370 --> 00:21:39,630
Oh, I'm so glad to see you.

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I didn't know I was here.

308
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I telephoned over.

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How are you, Angie? Hello, Jimmy.

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Hello, Fred. You're going to stay to
tea, of course, Fred.

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No, thanks. I can't stop.

312
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Oh, Fred.

313
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I'm sorry, Nita. I've got to go out of
town at once. I really dropped in to say

314
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goodbye. Oh, Fred, take me with you.

315
00:21:55,360 --> 00:21:58,120
I can't, dear. This is... This is
business.

316
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Business again.

317
00:22:00,980 --> 00:22:05,380
Oh, perhaps you two would like to say
your tender goodbyes in private. Come

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Jenny.

319
00:22:14,220 --> 00:22:17,540
Mr. Irving, did you have this scandalous
article put in here?

320
00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:19,160
No.

321
00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:21,920
Did you explain to Angie the story isn't
true?

322
00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:24,180
There's no use explaining.

323
00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:29,020
She insists on believing that I'm bad.
And I'm not. Honest, I'm not.

324
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:32,680
Well, I should think she'd be able to
take one look at you and realize that if

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you were left alone in the room with a
woman, why... We'd both be safe.

326
00:22:37,620 --> 00:22:43,100
But I was in a house one time all alone
with the most beautiful French maid.

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She tried to kiss me.

328
00:22:45,740 --> 00:22:47,180
She was baking a pie.

329
00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:48,800
And what did you do?

330
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I ate the pie.

331
00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:53,640
Oh, this is perfectly dreadful.

332
00:22:53,860 --> 00:22:57,800
I'll wager everybody thinks I was there
and that you held me in your arms and

333
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kissed me.

334
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:00,800
Oh, I wouldn't know how.

335
00:23:01,500 --> 00:23:04,360
Why, you never get such thoughts, do
you?

336
00:23:04,940 --> 00:23:08,000
Oh, I get the thoughts, but I'm scared
to carry them out.

337
00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:17,500
I apologize for even thinking that story
was true.

338
00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:22,100
Why, you have too much sense to even be
seen with this poor little nitwit. Oh,

339
00:23:22,140 --> 00:23:22,839
you heard.

340
00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:24,680
Yes, and I'm happy I did.

341
00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:28,260
Say, Angie, what's happened? Oh,
nothing's happened. That's just it. Why,

342
00:23:28,300 --> 00:23:32,140
nothing's ever happened to Reggie. Why,
he's not even a man.

343
00:23:32,940 --> 00:23:34,020
Oh, I am too.

344
00:23:34,420 --> 00:23:37,460
Even Professor Einstein couldn't make me
believe that.

345
00:23:51,230 --> 00:23:52,230
You sap.

346
00:23:52,450 --> 00:23:55,710
Oh, it's all I can do to keep my hands
off you. I didn't know she was

347
00:23:56,170 --> 00:23:57,170
Oh, you idiot.

348
00:23:57,530 --> 00:23:58,830
You've gummed up the whole work.

349
00:23:59,110 --> 00:24:01,350
Now we've got to do something at once,
or else it's all off.

350
00:24:01,750 --> 00:24:02,750
I wish it was.

351
00:24:03,610 --> 00:24:05,030
I'm tired of being a villain.

352
00:24:05,450 --> 00:24:06,450
Say, I've got it.

353
00:24:06,610 --> 00:24:07,610
I've got it.

354
00:24:08,890 --> 00:24:10,250
You're going to be caught with the
goods.

355
00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:11,950
I'm going to be a crook?

356
00:24:12,390 --> 00:24:13,390
A crook, no.

357
00:24:14,430 --> 00:24:16,330
You're going to have an affair with a
woman tonight.

358
00:24:17,390 --> 00:24:19,130
Oh, I'm a little nervous.

359
00:24:20,270 --> 00:24:22,390
Can't you make it tomorrow night? No,
tonight.

360
00:24:24,870 --> 00:24:25,870
What woman?

361
00:24:25,990 --> 00:24:28,450
Oh, never mind. Any woman. I'll attend
to that. Now, listen.

362
00:24:29,190 --> 00:24:30,530
You will go to the Seaside Hotel.

363
00:24:30,750 --> 00:24:34,130
You'll have my rose there. You will
register as Mr. and Mrs. John Smith, and

364
00:24:34,130 --> 00:24:35,130
Angelica will catch you.

365
00:24:36,050 --> 00:24:38,590
Do you think that'll help me with
Angelica? Help you?

366
00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:40,590
Why, it'll marry you to her.

367
00:24:43,510 --> 00:24:46,390
Oh, supposing Angelica is delayed.

368
00:24:46,850 --> 00:24:49,030
No, she won't be delayed. I'll attend to
that.

369
00:24:50,820 --> 00:24:55,620
Well, what'll I do with this woman while
I'm waiting? Gee, I'm not much at

370
00:24:55,620 --> 00:24:56,620
talking.

371
00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:01,480
Oh, well, I'll tell you. Here, I'll draw
a diagram for you. Now, come along.

372
00:25:01,660 --> 00:25:02,660
Write this down.

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00:25:04,180 --> 00:25:06,940
Now, first of all, you register as Mr.

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and Mrs. John Smith.

375
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:10,900
Mr. and Mrs. John Smith.

376
00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:12,440
Right. Right.

377
00:25:14,020 --> 00:25:19,540
Now, when you first get to your room,
order some champagne and broiled

378
00:25:23,340 --> 00:25:24,920
Champ. Can't you make it beer?

379
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:26,800
Beer, certainly not. Champagne.

380
00:25:27,340 --> 00:25:33,060
T -H -A -M -P -A... Oh, well, make it
wine. W -I -N -E.

381
00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:37,000
Well, what'll I call her?

382
00:25:37,820 --> 00:25:41,780
Oh, call her kid, sweetheart, baby.

383
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:45,260
Kid, sweetheart, baby.

384
00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:46,560
Uh -huh.

385
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:49,220
And then when you're helping her to take
off her...

386
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:50,920
Take off her what?

387
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,000
Rat.

388
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:55,040
R -A -P.

389
00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:57,160
No, rat. W -R -A -P.

390
00:25:58,740 --> 00:26:00,140
Wap? What?

391
00:26:01,340 --> 00:26:02,340
Make it coat.

392
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:04,280
K -O -T -E.

393
00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:08,360
Then slip your arm around her.

394
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:09,840
Give her a little kiss.

395
00:26:10,380 --> 00:26:11,380
Kiss.

396
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:14,380
Then pull her down onto your knee.

397
00:26:16,220 --> 00:26:17,320
Must I do that?

398
00:26:17,780 --> 00:26:18,780
Of course you must.

399
00:26:20,270 --> 00:26:21,430
Well, I'll put it down.

400
00:26:23,790 --> 00:26:25,190
After the knee, what happens?

401
00:26:26,010 --> 00:26:27,310
Haven't you any imagination?

402
00:26:28,290 --> 00:26:30,030
Yeah, but I'm afraid to depend on it.

403
00:26:30,550 --> 00:26:32,290
Oh, well, you've got enough there
anyhow. Now come along.

404
00:26:32,490 --> 00:26:33,690
Run out to your room and pack your bags.

405
00:26:33,990 --> 00:26:36,070
I'll attend to everything else. Go
ahead. Have a good time.

406
00:26:36,790 --> 00:26:38,830
I'll have a good time if it kills me.

407
00:26:40,710 --> 00:26:42,270
Whatever you do, don't weaken.

408
00:26:42,690 --> 00:26:43,810
Quick as you can. Go ahead, boy.

409
00:27:01,610 --> 00:27:02,429
St. Hayward Inn?

410
00:27:02,430 --> 00:27:03,430
I'll see, madam.

411
00:27:03,470 --> 00:27:05,630
Who shall I say is calling? But I have
an appointment.

412
00:27:06,210 --> 00:27:07,270
What is the name, please?

413
00:27:07,590 --> 00:27:08,590
He expects me.

414
00:27:09,130 --> 00:27:10,230
What is the name, please?

415
00:27:10,470 --> 00:27:11,910
Say, what if I don't want to tell you?

416
00:27:12,310 --> 00:27:16,050
Well, then I shan't know who to say is
here, madam. Well, good. Go tell him I'm

417
00:27:16,050 --> 00:27:17,170
here. Yes, but...

418
00:27:36,940 --> 00:27:39,480
I wasn't going to give my name after the
article you made me put in my column.

419
00:27:39,940 --> 00:27:42,940
I'm so glad you came. I rushed the
moment I got your note.

420
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:44,160
Come along. Sit down.

421
00:27:47,660 --> 00:27:48,660
Good.

422
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:51,060
Well, what is it? You've got me all
goose pimples.

423
00:27:51,540 --> 00:27:55,440
Polly, do you know how anxious I am to
get married? Well, not half as anxious

424
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:58,320
I am. And look how calm I act. Yeah, but
I want to get married next week.

425
00:27:58,620 --> 00:28:01,560
And you're the one that's going to do it
for me. Do it for you, great Scott.

426
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:04,220
When a man gets married, that's one
thing he must do for himself.

427
00:28:04,650 --> 00:28:05,650
Oh, don't you understand?

428
00:28:05,990 --> 00:28:08,310
Tell me something. I'll understand it.
All right.

429
00:28:08,970 --> 00:28:12,050
I want you to meet this Reggie Irving.
You mean the man that I've been

430
00:28:12,050 --> 00:28:13,270
scandalizing in my column?

431
00:28:13,510 --> 00:28:15,890
Mm -hmm. I want you to meet him alone.

432
00:28:16,510 --> 00:28:17,510
No, it's all right.

433
00:28:18,350 --> 00:28:21,690
It's all right. This is just a trick.
Yeah, well, you don't want me. You want

434
00:28:21,690 --> 00:28:23,510
magician. No, but he's quite harmless.

435
00:28:23,830 --> 00:28:26,570
Why, if he were to find himself in a
room alone with a woman, he'd probably

436
00:28:26,570 --> 00:28:29,410
faint. Yeah, well, sometimes they come
to life.

437
00:28:30,270 --> 00:28:31,269
I'll be seeing you.

438
00:28:31,270 --> 00:28:32,270
Oh, Sam!

439
00:28:32,390 --> 00:28:34,010
Great Scott, don't scare me.

440
00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:34,999
Now, listen.

441
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,640
I only want you to have supper with him.

442
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:37,960
Will you?

443
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:40,500
Well, will he give me a good supper? Oh,
sure.

444
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:42,340
In my rooms at the Seaside Hotel.

445
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:46,320
And then, Miss Embry, his fiancée, will
catch you there. That's all. That's

446
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:49,820
enough. The last time I was caught by a
fiancée, she had more hair in her hand

447
00:28:49,820 --> 00:28:53,280
than I had in my head. I'm not worrying
about your hair. Well, I am. It's darn

448
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:54,239
hard to match.

449
00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:56,460
Now, Jeff, you act so.

450
00:28:56,700 --> 00:28:58,600
You ought to see a doctor. Goodbye.

451
00:28:58,940 --> 00:28:59,940
Now, come here.

452
00:29:01,919 --> 00:29:05,440
Listen, Polly, we've always been good
friends, haven't we? Yes, but you're

453
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:07,020
scaring the friendship out of me.

454
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:08,139
Come along.

455
00:29:08,140 --> 00:29:09,140
Let's get organized.

456
00:29:09,380 --> 00:29:12,540
I told you over the telephone what a
terrible fix I was in, didn't I?

457
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:17,020
Now then, if we can only get Angelica to
find her Reggie with another woman...

458
00:29:17,020 --> 00:29:18,520
Oh, I see.

459
00:29:18,780 --> 00:29:19,780
Looks don't mean anything.

460
00:29:19,940 --> 00:29:20,940
Anyone will do.

461
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:22,780
Oh, so you picked me.

462
00:29:23,380 --> 00:29:25,900
Thanks. Oh, no. You're such a great
scout.

463
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:27,560
Yes, I'm Buffalo Bill.

464
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:28,840
Now listen.

465
00:29:28,910 --> 00:29:32,690
You will register as Mr. and Mrs. John
Smith. Mr. and Mrs. John Smith?

466
00:29:33,550 --> 00:29:35,230
Now I'm Pocahontas.

467
00:29:35,490 --> 00:29:36,710
No, that's just to get in.

468
00:29:36,910 --> 00:29:40,570
You're supposed to be Reggie's wife,
Mrs. John Smith, a pro tem.

469
00:29:40,770 --> 00:29:42,890
Oh, I'd love to be a wife pro tem.

470
00:29:43,170 --> 00:29:45,450
You can have all the fun and none of the
housework.

471
00:29:45,930 --> 00:29:47,330
You'd better see another architect.

472
00:29:47,570 --> 00:29:48,570
Oh, maybe you're right.

473
00:29:49,290 --> 00:29:52,110
I'd better find someone who can put a
little pep into a man.

474
00:29:54,290 --> 00:29:56,610
Someone with enough it to teach a man
how to act with a woman.

475
00:29:57,699 --> 00:29:58,699
Oh, yeah?

476
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:03,420
What is the address of this seaside
hotel?

477
00:30:03,900 --> 00:30:05,120
Nita, won't you listen to reason?

478
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:07,620
If you don't take me, you'll be sorry.

479
00:30:07,860 --> 00:30:09,180
I told you I can't.

480
00:30:09,940 --> 00:30:10,940
Then go.

481
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,040
And I don't care if you never come back.

482
00:30:13,260 --> 00:30:14,380
Nita, you don't mean that.

483
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:15,619
Yes, I do.

484
00:30:15,620 --> 00:30:16,620
Every word of it.

485
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:19,480
Leave me alone.

486
00:30:20,540 --> 00:30:21,540
Oh, very well.

487
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:25,720
I'll wire you when I arrive. Make my
excuses to Miss Embry. You make them

488
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:26,720
yourself.

489
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:28,760
Bye, dear.

490
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:30,720
Oh, Fred.

491
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:42,040
Yes,

492
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:49,340
you have. Here it is now. Seaside Hotel,
7 o 'clock. Croche Reggie and supper.

493
00:30:49,420 --> 00:30:52,180
Gee, I love supper. I hope they have
meat. So long, Jeff. I'll see you

494
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:53,920
Bye -bye, Polly. I know what I'll do.

495
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:10,560
Oh, dear, it's your own affair. But
don't do anything foolish.

496
00:31:13,380 --> 00:31:17,680
Alimony may be easy money, but it don't
make up for a lot of lonesome nights.

497
00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:54,220
I thought maybe if Angelica was late, I
could practice putting.

498
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:56,840
Go ahead, beat it, beat it. Go by the
garden.

499
00:31:57,100 --> 00:31:58,520
Go ahead, everything's all set.

500
00:32:07,460 --> 00:32:08,960
Hey. Oh, hello.

501
00:32:10,220 --> 00:32:12,660
Why, Reggie, you wicked boy, where are
you going?

502
00:32:12,900 --> 00:32:14,280
Oh, no place in particular.

503
00:32:17,260 --> 00:32:19,140
Oh, yes, you are.

504
00:32:19,860 --> 00:32:22,560
You're going to... take me to supper to
the worst place you know.

505
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:24,160
Huh?

506
00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:29,240
Oh, I'm so glad it's you.

507
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:33,540
Why, Reggie, who ever would have thought
you were so wicked?

508
00:32:33,980 --> 00:32:34,980
Where shall we go?

509
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:36,480
Oh, that's all arranged.

510
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:41,880
Arranged? Seaside hotel, supper for two.
Oh, Reggie, you darling.

511
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:43,580
Not yet.

512
00:32:52,590 --> 00:32:53,590
So am I.

513
00:32:53,870 --> 00:32:55,050
Oh, Reggie.

514
00:32:55,470 --> 00:33:00,090
You understand this isn't really... Oh,
I know. We're just playing.

515
00:33:01,050 --> 00:33:02,470
My car's out the garden gate.

516
00:33:02,670 --> 00:33:03,670
Let's take that.

517
00:33:04,010 --> 00:33:05,010
All right.

518
00:33:06,010 --> 00:33:07,750
Won't some people be surprised?

519
00:33:09,450 --> 00:33:10,450
I hope so.

520
00:33:11,910 --> 00:33:15,410
I overheard him making a date for this
very evening.

521
00:33:16,470 --> 00:33:17,570
You wait and see.

522
00:33:17,870 --> 00:33:21,030
Well, listen, darling. I have some
rather important business. So I'll run

523
00:33:21,470 --> 00:33:22,870
I'll call you later. Goodbye,
sweetheart.

524
00:33:23,310 --> 00:33:24,310
Goodbye, darling.

525
00:33:27,330 --> 00:33:28,430
Oh, there you are.

526
00:33:28,790 --> 00:33:31,510
Where's that little wretch Reggie? I'm
going to send him packing out of my

527
00:33:31,610 --> 00:33:34,310
Now, Angie, wait a minute. I'm done with
him. He's made me a laughing stock.

528
00:33:36,510 --> 00:33:37,990
Oh, there he is. Really?

529
00:33:38,450 --> 00:33:39,450
Getting into a car.

530
00:33:39,650 --> 00:33:41,790
Alone? No. There's a woman in it.

531
00:34:04,650 --> 00:34:07,450
I beg your pardon. Where's Nita? Of
course, darling. They're going away

532
00:34:07,450 --> 00:34:10,830
together. Oh, Reggie, how I misjudged
you.

533
00:34:11,130 --> 00:34:13,750
What is it? What's the matter? The
matter? Nothing's the matter.

534
00:34:14,250 --> 00:34:15,250
Everything's perfect.

535
00:34:15,550 --> 00:34:18,730
My Reggie has just eloped with your
Nita.

536
00:37:00,780 --> 00:37:01,780
the Seaside Hotel.

537
00:37:01,900 --> 00:37:02,900
What?

538
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:52,560
Do you think too much?

539
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:25,320
I'm Mr. John Smith and wife.

540
00:38:26,620 --> 00:38:27,620
Oh.

541
00:38:28,100 --> 00:38:29,520
Would you like two rooms?

542
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:31,860
Oh, no, I'll only be here one night.

543
00:38:33,180 --> 00:38:35,480
Do you prefer single or twin beds?

544
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:37,320
Which is best?

545
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:39,740
How do you generally sleep?

546
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:41,520
On my back.

547
00:38:42,020 --> 00:38:45,420
Then I'll give you a double bed.

548
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:47,640
I'm Mr.

549
00:38:47,720 --> 00:38:49,860
Hayward's Mr. John Smith and wife.

550
00:38:50,100 --> 00:38:52,520
Oh, you're that Mr. and Mrs. John Smith.

551
00:38:52,830 --> 00:38:54,570
Well, why didn't you say so before, sir?

552
00:38:55,550 --> 00:38:59,410
Now, if you kindly register, we'll take
care of you immediately.

553
00:39:04,710 --> 00:39:06,730
Right here, Mr. Smith. We'll take care
of you immediately.

554
00:39:15,850 --> 00:39:17,310
Maybe I'd better sign it again.

555
00:39:17,510 --> 00:39:18,510
Yes, I think you'd better.

556
00:39:19,110 --> 00:39:22,050
Just... It must be raining out, isn't
it?

557
00:39:27,210 --> 00:39:29,330
Uh, boy, uh, will you take care of these
people, please?

558
00:39:29,610 --> 00:39:30,890
Well, I'll take them to the laundry.

559
00:39:31,090 --> 00:39:32,510
No, uh, room 636.

560
00:40:24,310 --> 00:40:25,770
Yeah. I'm all right now.

561
00:40:26,310 --> 00:40:27,330
I'm all right now.

562
00:40:27,650 --> 00:40:28,650
You're all right, Mr. Smith?

563
00:41:11,630 --> 00:41:12,630
Anything else, sir?

564
00:41:12,730 --> 00:41:13,730
No, thanks.

565
00:41:13,790 --> 00:41:15,070
No supper? Nothing to eat?

566
00:41:15,850 --> 00:41:16,850
Oh, yeah.

567
00:41:20,450 --> 00:41:21,450
Bring wine.

568
00:41:21,830 --> 00:41:24,910
Not so loud.

569
00:41:25,450 --> 00:41:28,410
What's the matter? Why, I'll get ten
years if I'm caught selling that stuff.

570
00:41:29,330 --> 00:41:31,310
Well, if you don't get caught, how much
will it cost?

571
00:41:32,910 --> 00:41:33,910
Fifteen dollars a quart.

572
00:41:36,270 --> 00:41:37,270
Bring champagne.

573
00:41:37,710 --> 00:41:39,350
That's twenty dollars a quart. Bring
wine.

574
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:41,960
Should have been beer. I told him.

575
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:43,320
Hey, what are you going to eat?

576
00:41:45,460 --> 00:41:46,460
Lobster. Yeah?

577
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:47,640
The lady two?

578
00:41:47,780 --> 00:41:49,600
Yes. That's three lobsters.

579
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:51,480
No.

580
00:41:51,940 --> 00:41:53,220
One for me and the lady two.

581
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:56,140
The lady two. That's three lobsters.

582
00:41:57,740 --> 00:41:59,560
I guess you'll have to eat two lobsters.

583
00:42:14,410 --> 00:42:15,410
Sure you can spare this.

584
00:42:19,150 --> 00:42:22,550
Say, do you favor your father or your
mother?

585
00:42:22,890 --> 00:42:23,910
Oh, my mother. Yeah?

586
00:42:24,170 --> 00:42:26,590
My father left town the day before I was
born.

587
00:42:28,030 --> 00:42:29,370
Probably knew what was coming.

588
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:10,420
Maybe you better take that coat off.

589
00:43:15,260 --> 00:43:16,260
Reggie.

590
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:19,520
I wish I had something dry to put on.

591
00:43:21,100 --> 00:43:22,420
Maybe there's something in the grip.

592
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:32,380
Why, Reggie.

593
00:43:32,940 --> 00:43:34,840
How did you happen to have these in your
suitcase?

594
00:43:35,500 --> 00:43:37,440
Oh, I always carry those things.

595
00:44:51,210 --> 00:44:52,210
Hey, Dick.

596
00:44:52,610 --> 00:44:53,610
Oh, no.

597
00:44:54,150 --> 00:44:56,850
I was just playing with the wife.

598
00:44:58,670 --> 00:45:00,450
I bet you two had a lot of fun together.

599
00:45:03,030 --> 00:45:04,590
Here's your wine and your lobster.

600
00:45:07,590 --> 00:45:09,410
That lobster's only got one big claw.

601
00:45:10,410 --> 00:45:12,770
They lose one sometimes in a fight, you
know.

602
00:45:13,610 --> 00:45:14,950
Why did you bring me the winner?

603
00:45:17,150 --> 00:45:18,190
Anything else, sir?

604
00:45:19,070 --> 00:45:20,070
Yeah.

605
00:45:20,490 --> 00:45:23,790
I want you to take the missus' clothes
out and have them dried.

606
00:45:24,590 --> 00:45:25,590
Okay.

607
00:45:26,090 --> 00:45:27,390
Don't you dare come in!

608
00:45:28,530 --> 00:45:30,910
Give me your clothes so I can send them
down to have them dried.

609
00:45:31,230 --> 00:45:33,890
I'll give you the clothes, but don't you
dare come in!

610
00:45:38,590 --> 00:45:40,010
She doesn't want me to come in.

611
00:45:40,270 --> 00:45:41,270
I noticed that.

612
00:45:46,290 --> 00:45:48,010
How about you? You better change, too.

613
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:56,200
Don't you dare come out here.

614
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:00,500
Still playing, huh?

615
00:46:56,839 --> 00:46:57,920
Kiss. Oh, Reddy.

616
00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:00,120
You know, you said you wouldn't really
do that.

617
00:47:01,240 --> 00:47:02,240
It's in the book.

618
00:47:02,700 --> 00:47:03,700
The book?

619
00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:07,200
Hello, kid.

620
00:47:07,900 --> 00:47:08,900
Sweetheart. Baby.

621
00:47:10,100 --> 00:47:11,500
Reddy, you shouldn't say such things.

622
00:47:15,690 --> 00:47:16,930
something here about your knee.

623
00:47:17,770 --> 00:47:18,770
My knee?

624
00:47:22,070 --> 00:47:23,070
Well,

625
00:47:24,970 --> 00:47:25,970
maybe it's my knee.

626
00:47:27,090 --> 00:47:29,870
Oh, I know what it is. You stand up.

627
00:47:33,930 --> 00:47:35,890
Oh, Reggie, you mustn't. It's all right.
It's in the book.

628
00:47:37,970 --> 00:47:41,170
Oh, Reggie, you mustn't. No, you have to
because she's about to be here now any

629
00:47:41,170 --> 00:47:42,170
minute.

630
00:48:00,780 --> 00:48:01,439
Come here.

631
00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:02,440
Come here.

632
00:48:03,940 --> 00:48:04,940
No,

633
00:48:09,180 --> 00:48:10,118
you can't do that.

634
00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:12,080
You've got to come out of here. You've
got to be here when she arrives.

635
00:48:16,300 --> 00:48:17,300
Reggie!

636
00:48:20,020 --> 00:48:21,020
Reggie!

637
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:27,680
You are Reggie, aren't you?

638
00:48:32,650 --> 00:48:33,650
This is going to be easy.

639
00:48:34,610 --> 00:48:37,690
Now, come here now. Don't be scared. I'm
not going to kidnap you or give you the

640
00:48:37,690 --> 00:48:39,890
needle. You're just as safe with me as
you would be in jail.

641
00:48:40,210 --> 00:48:42,390
Jeff Haywood said... Jeff Haywood? Yes.

642
00:48:43,090 --> 00:48:44,350
Jeff Haywood? Mm -hmm.

643
00:48:45,350 --> 00:48:46,790
He sent you here?

644
00:48:47,130 --> 00:48:48,130
Yes.

645
00:48:49,410 --> 00:48:51,150
Well, what about... What about what?

646
00:48:52,150 --> 00:48:53,150
Well, nothing.

647
00:48:54,170 --> 00:48:57,330
You know, when Jeff warned me about you,
I didn't believe that it could be true.

648
00:48:57,410 --> 00:48:59,010
But he was right. He was right.

649
00:48:59,250 --> 00:49:02,070
Now, he's explained everything to me,
and I'm going to coach you.

650
00:49:02,460 --> 00:49:03,178
Coach me.

651
00:49:03,180 --> 00:49:04,940
Yes. We're going to have a little
rehearsal.

652
00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:07,120
Rehearsal? A little practice.

653
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:08,680
Practice.

654
00:49:10,300 --> 00:49:13,260
Do you know what we're here for?

655
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:16,680
To do something to deceive Angelica?
Huh?

656
00:49:19,140 --> 00:49:23,380
Huh? Oh, what you're supposed to do now
is to make love to me.

657
00:49:24,300 --> 00:49:25,420
Where do I begin?

658
00:49:26,340 --> 00:49:27,540
Up in Minnie's room.

659
00:49:28,900 --> 00:49:30,220
First you seize me.

660
00:49:30,500 --> 00:49:32,760
Oh, one arm... around my neck.

661
00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:34,220
Come see. Come stop.

662
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:38,120
Well, come and get this, are you,
Anchor?

663
00:49:43,620 --> 00:49:45,520
I am here for a quiet evening.

664
00:49:46,240 --> 00:49:48,180
You know, you're dead and you won't lay
down.

665
00:49:50,220 --> 00:49:51,960
I'm not here to give you dancing
lessons.

666
00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:55,280
Oh,

667
00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:58,060
try that now.

668
00:50:04,780 --> 00:50:07,820
Your rough work is funny. I didn't mean
to hurt you.

669
00:50:10,620 --> 00:50:12,460
Clinch, will you clinch? Get a half,
Nelson.

670
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:17,040
What's the matter with this thing?
Hasn't it ever been used?

671
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:25,600
Now say something like this.

672
00:50:26,260 --> 00:50:29,660
Darling, I love you madly. I cannot live
without you.

673
00:50:29,900 --> 00:50:31,400
You must never leave me.

674
00:50:33,770 --> 00:50:34,770
Now you do that.

675
00:50:39,050 --> 00:50:41,590
Darling, I love you madly.

676
00:50:42,150 --> 00:50:43,490
I cannot live without you.

677
00:50:43,750 --> 00:50:44,970
You must never leave me.

678
00:50:51,430 --> 00:50:54,850
You have all the passion of an
infuriated clam.

679
00:50:57,250 --> 00:50:58,250
Get out there!

680
00:50:59,170 --> 00:51:00,470
What do you think you're doing?

681
00:51:00,750 --> 00:51:01,990
This is a love scene.

682
00:51:02,620 --> 00:51:04,400
Oh, say it as if you really meant it.

683
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:10,140
Say, darling, I love you madly. I cannot
live without you. You must never leave

684
00:51:10,140 --> 00:51:11,140
me.

685
00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:15,640
I'll get you a piece of meat.

686
00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:21,880
Send up the hip of a horse.

687
00:51:25,020 --> 00:51:29,060
Oh, come on. Now you know what to say.
Say it. Come on, say it.

688
00:51:30,380 --> 00:51:31,380
Oh, my darling.

689
00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:33,060
I love you madly.

690
00:51:33,320 --> 00:51:34,660
I cannot live without you.

691
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:36,800
You'll never, just never leave me.

692
00:51:41,700 --> 00:51:42,740
He's moved in on me.

693
00:51:44,020 --> 00:51:46,720
Say, don't go to sleep here. This is not
old home week, you know.

694
00:51:48,460 --> 00:51:49,480
Now you must kiss me.

695
00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:51,280
Huh?

696
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:52,880
Not huh. Kiss me.

697
00:52:43,630 --> 00:52:45,930
supposed to be the Friday of the second
part in a regular orgy.

698
00:52:46,210 --> 00:52:47,450
In a regular orgy.

699
00:52:47,730 --> 00:52:48,730
In a kiss.

700
00:52:48,990 --> 00:52:50,130
Let me show you a kiss.

701
00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:28,620
And I'll be flirting with you.

702
00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:32,620
You were meant for me. Kiss me.

703
00:53:33,380 --> 00:53:34,259
Kiss me.

704
00:53:34,260 --> 00:53:35,260
Oh, my darling.

705
00:53:35,620 --> 00:53:36,840
I love you madly.

706
00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:40,280
You must never leave me. I cannot live
without you.

707
00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:24,120
Not on me.

708
00:54:27,660 --> 00:54:28,660
Mama, do you want to play?

709
00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:49,400
It's all right.

710
00:54:49,660 --> 00:54:51,380
It's all right. I know what to do now.

711
00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:56,320
Oh, my darling, I love you madly. I
cannot live without you. You must never

712
00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:57,320
leave me.

713
00:55:03,700 --> 00:55:05,520
I beg your pardon.

714
00:55:22,250 --> 00:55:23,910
What on earth do you think you're doing?

715
00:55:24,290 --> 00:55:25,290
I'm practicing.

716
00:55:25,810 --> 00:55:27,930
Practicing? I'm doing pretty good, too.

717
00:55:28,230 --> 00:55:31,270
But... No, no, Nita, that's the wrong
girl.

718
00:55:31,930 --> 00:55:35,510
Didn't you fish it with her? No, no, no,
that was another girl. A friend of

719
00:55:35,510 --> 00:55:37,330
mine. Oh, that other woman.

720
00:55:37,650 --> 00:55:39,130
Oh, yeah, she told me what to do.

721
00:55:39,350 --> 00:55:42,390
I love you madly. I cannot live without
you. You must never leave me.

722
00:55:42,670 --> 00:55:44,730
Hey, well, never mind that. Tell me,
where is Polly?

723
00:55:45,190 --> 00:55:46,190
Polly? Yeah, Polly.

724
00:55:46,510 --> 00:55:47,550
Polly? Mrs.

725
00:55:47,870 --> 00:55:48,629
John Smith.

726
00:55:48,630 --> 00:55:49,630
Mrs. John Smith?

727
00:55:50,830 --> 00:55:55,170
The woman I sent here for you. Oh, she
went down the hall to another room to

728
00:55:55,170 --> 00:55:56,490
change her clothes. I'll go get her.

729
00:55:56,910 --> 00:55:59,110
And listen, get Nita out of here.

730
00:55:59,350 --> 00:56:02,210
Her husband's found out all about it.
He's out to get her and you.

731
00:56:02,450 --> 00:56:03,550
You think he'll be mad?

732
00:56:04,170 --> 00:56:06,010
Mad? He'll kill you.

733
00:56:06,250 --> 00:56:07,930
And listen, work fast.

734
00:56:08,570 --> 00:56:10,070
Angelica's on her way. She'll be here
any moment.

735
00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:24,080
Everything's been changed.

736
00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:33,440
Reggie Irving, is Nita in that room?

737
00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:35,560
You wretch!

738
00:56:41,260 --> 00:56:43,660
Nita! Oh, Lily, you came just in time.

739
00:56:43,860 --> 00:56:44,860
Well, that's something.

740
00:56:45,260 --> 00:56:47,800
You don't know what a terrible person
that Reggie is.

741
00:56:48,900 --> 00:56:50,520
I'm afraid I've done him an injustice.

742
00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:57,080
I can't believe it.

743
00:56:57,340 --> 00:56:58,980
But look, come on now, quick, get
dressed.

744
00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:00,660
Your husband may be here any time.

745
00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:02,520
But he can't go without my clothes.

746
00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:05,520
They're drying them. Oh, phone for them
quickly, Nita. Hurry.

747
00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:10,260
I'll take care of Reggie. Oh, you better
be careful.

748
00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:12,180
He's a terrible, terrible man.

749
00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:22,080
Reggie Irving, do you realize you had
that little girl scared sick?

750
00:57:22,720 --> 00:57:23,980
I thought she acted a little...

751
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:29,360
Why don't you pick on a grown -up woman,
somebody who knows how to play the

752
00:57:29,360 --> 00:57:30,360
game?

753
00:57:35,220 --> 00:57:40,420
Oh, my darling, I love you madly. I
cannot live without you. You must never

754
00:57:40,420 --> 00:57:41,420
leave me.

755
00:57:47,740 --> 00:57:49,240
Oh, he's a Mormon.

756
00:58:56,810 --> 00:58:58,650
about you, Leela, all the time.

757
00:59:00,230 --> 00:59:01,390
What have you done with Nita?

758
00:59:01,750 --> 00:59:03,230
Nita? Yes, Nita.

759
00:59:03,530 --> 00:59:04,530
Where is she?

760
00:59:04,650 --> 00:59:08,170
Oh, Nita came with me, but she didn't
know how to play the game.

761
00:59:08,870 --> 00:59:09,870
Leela volunteered.

762
00:59:10,790 --> 00:59:11,870
Why, you little shrimp.

763
00:59:13,170 --> 00:59:16,410
If you'll only listen to me, I came here
to save Nita from this monster.

764
00:59:16,750 --> 00:59:20,770
And the only way you could save Nita was
to take Nita's place on Reggie's lap.

765
00:59:21,010 --> 00:59:22,270
Oh, don't be a fool, Angie.

766
00:59:29,610 --> 00:59:30,589
had company?

767
00:59:30,590 --> 00:59:35,610
Reggie. How could you, Reggie? You
promised me cross your heart that you

768
00:59:35,610 --> 00:59:37,230
going to cut out all these society
dollars.

769
00:59:37,510 --> 00:59:40,870
Why did you lie to me, darling? Why did
you lie to me? Why?

770
00:59:41,090 --> 00:59:42,090
Why? Why?

771
00:59:43,230 --> 00:59:44,410
What is Reggie to you?

772
00:59:44,610 --> 00:59:45,609
Nothing much.

773
00:59:45,610 --> 00:59:47,230
We were to be married next week.

774
01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:48,859
Answer me.

775
01:00:48,860 --> 01:00:50,760
I can't keep track of everybody's wife.

776
01:00:55,240 --> 01:00:56,240
She's not here.

777
01:00:56,680 --> 01:00:58,480
She's not here, huh? No, no.

778
01:00:58,860 --> 01:00:59,860
No?

779
01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:04,080
Well, it's a good thing for you she's
not here.

780
01:01:04,880 --> 01:01:07,540
What will I do with Mrs. Smith's
clothes, Mr. Smith?

781
01:01:46,220 --> 01:01:49,040
explain what you're doing registered
here as Mr. and Mrs. John Smith.

782
01:01:49,520 --> 01:01:50,680
Try and explain that.

783
01:01:50,920 --> 01:01:52,400
Yeah, try and explain that.

784
01:01:52,660 --> 01:01:53,760
Oh, but he's a dreadful man.

785
01:01:54,120 --> 01:01:57,160
He said it was only a supper party, and
then he registered as Mr. and Mrs.

786
01:01:57,280 --> 01:01:59,020
Smith, and he unhooked my dress.

787
01:01:59,260 --> 01:02:00,500
Don't tell me any more.

788
01:04:11,400 --> 01:04:12,580
at you. What do you know, huh?

789
01:04:12,880 --> 01:04:13,920
I was just upstairs.

790
01:04:14,440 --> 01:04:15,138
Come on.

791
01:04:15,140 --> 01:04:18,460
Open up here. What do you know about
this, huh?

792
01:04:18,680 --> 01:04:20,020
Somebody threw that out the window.

793
01:04:20,640 --> 01:04:24,280
Get over there now. Wait a minute here.
I don't understand.

794
01:04:31,640 --> 01:04:34,700
All right. Come on, officer. Get this
bunch up there. We'll find out.

795
01:06:03,620 --> 01:06:04,618
What body?

796
01:06:04,620 --> 01:06:08,820
Anybody. There's nobody here but me.
Don't kid me. There was a woman shot in

797
01:06:08,820 --> 01:06:09,860
this room. What'd you do with her?

798
01:06:10,480 --> 01:06:11,480
Oh, her?

799
01:06:12,260 --> 01:06:13,860
I never saw her before in my life.

800
01:06:14,660 --> 01:06:15,660
Kid me.

801
01:06:17,040 --> 01:06:19,620
They got me. I tell you, they got me.

802
01:06:19,860 --> 01:06:22,940
Somebody get them off me. I tell you,
they got me. They got me.

803
01:06:24,540 --> 01:06:25,540
Who are you?

804
01:06:25,860 --> 01:06:26,860
I'm the body.

805
01:06:27,140 --> 01:06:28,140
What's the matter with you?

806
01:08:31,210 --> 01:08:32,430
You speak as if it was all my fault.

807
01:08:33,189 --> 01:08:34,290
Come on now, hurry.

808
01:08:34,770 --> 01:08:38,290
I'm tired of this whole thing. I came
here for a quiet little supper and what

809
01:08:38,290 --> 01:08:39,490
I get? A shot in the pajamas.

810
01:08:40,210 --> 01:08:43,950
But... Don't talk so much. I told you
how to treat a woman. Now go in there

811
01:08:43,950 --> 01:08:48,069
do it. Go on in there and do it. I
wouldn't marry that Reggie Irving if he

812
01:08:48,069 --> 01:08:49,250
the last man on earth.

813
01:08:53,390 --> 01:08:54,390
Now listen.

814
01:09:03,760 --> 01:09:05,100
Oh, I love you madly.

815
01:09:05,540 --> 01:09:08,180
You must never leave me. I cannot live
without you.